Johnny Seattle

Hi! My name is Johnny Fucking Seattle. I like organic, trade-free, hormone-free, all natural food. I shop at places like Whole Foods, Metropolitan Market, and Trader Joe's. Safeway can go fuck it self for selling that awful crap.

I'm fascinated with Asian cultures and my wet dream is living in Japan, walking around in a kimono, learning karate, and eating some Pho.

I like alternative, local, whiner rock you probably have never heard of. Sometimes they play it on KEXP, the only station I listen to. Well, KUOW is okay.

I live on Captiol Hill, of course. I walk to work. I shop at REI, and ride my bike on weekends. I got one of those cool messenger bags that looks like a car seatbelt.

I like Barack, of course. Hilary is a cunt who should die of AIDS. What's that? John McCain? Don't even get my started.

Well, I'm off now to stuff my pants with alfalfa, and jam with my band.

More coworker stuff

My other coworker is hillarious. The other day he said he was going to hop on his tron bike and head to the kitchen. Then he made the motions and whirring sounds like he was getting on a tron bike.

No shit.