Johnny Seattle Returns

Hi! Johnny Fucking Seattle here again.

Well, the Fremont Fair is tomorrow and of course I will be participating in the Solstice Parade. I may take all my clothes off, paint my naked self with white bodypaint, and ride my cutting edge bicycle Brokeback. What do you think? Not something you want to see. The naked body can be beautiful, but not on a bicycle wearing a helmet and elbow pads. I mean, where does my junk go anyway? One to th left, one to the right, and ol' one-eye in the middle? I can never figure it out.

After riding around naked with the proper safety equipment, I may throw on my sarong (and only my sarong) get really stoned and go play hacky sack at Golden Gardens.

Then I may go to the reggae band that is playing at the Fair, and be the guy who is way more into it then anybody else. Everyone else will be sitting in the grass, calmly enjoying the show, and I will be failing about like a freshly boated Copper River salmon (fresh caught only, no farm raised!). I love dancing to reggae! Just gets me going!

After that I may pick up some organic, locally grown produce and rub it all over myself. I may even take a bath in the shit. I may pickup a strawberry shortcake on my way out of the fair and smash it on my head.

Yeah, you know who I am. And you know I will be at the Fremont Fair tomorrow.